Rumor : Rumor News that travels at the speed of light.
DICTIONARY : DICTIONARY The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
COLLEGE : COLLEGE A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
ECSTASY : ECSTASY A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
OFFICE : OFFICE A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
YAWN : YAWN The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
ETC…. : ETC…. A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
COMMITTEE : COMMITTEE Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
CLASSIC : CLASSIC A book which people praise, but do not read.
MARRIAGE : MARRIAGE It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.
WORRY : WORRY Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
EXPERIENCE : EXPERIENCE The name men give to their mistakes.
TEARS : TEARS The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
ATOM BOMB : ATOM BOMB An invention to end all inventions.
PHILOSOPHER : PHILOSOPHER A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
DIPLOMAT : DIPLOMAT A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
OPTIMIST : OPTIMIST A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
PESSIMIST : PESSIMIST A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
MISER : MISER A person who lives poor so that he can die rich
FATHER : FATHER A banker provided by nature.
CRIMINAL : CRIMINAL A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
BOSS : BOSS Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIAN : POLITICIAN One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
DOCTOR : DOCTOR A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
ENGINEER : ENGINEER Who is paid for reading this .