ESL RIDDLES : ESL RIDDLES What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?
Envelope.
What kind of nut has a hole?
Donut
What do you call a fish without an eye?
A "fsh!"
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9 (7 8 9). source: http://www.stickyball.net/jokes.html
ESL DIALOGUE : ESL DIALOGUE Khalid: How was your day Tim?
Tim: Awful! I can see I've got a right handful with Jack, the chef.
Khalid: What's the problem?
Tim: Well, he turned up late again and he really seemed annoyed when I took him to task about it.
Khalid: So you're having a trouble asserting your authority as a manager, are you?
Tim: Exactly!
Khalid: Well, we've been study employee relations at college this week. Maybe some of my notes could help you.
Tim: Fantastic Khalid. That's just what I need. How can I thank you?
Khalid: Well, I'm just finishing my project report about working with Helen's dad. Would you check it to see if I've made any mistakes?
Tim: No problems mate. And who knows? I might even learn a thing or two in the process! Source: BBC Learning English
ESL DIALOGUE (prepositions) : ESL DIALOGUE (prepositions) Alice: Helen! I've got great news ____ us!
Helen: What is it? Is there another letter ____ Michal? Let me see!
Alice: No, forget Michal! It's something much better! And anyway, I said 'great news ____ us'. So, do you remember my friend Gabrielle?
Helen: The one who lives ____ Paris?
Alice: Right! Well, she's invited us ____ there ____ a visit. So, what do you say?
Helen: Oh, I don't know. I'm not sure Alice.
Alice: Come ____ Helen! It'll be good ____ you, and it'll stop you moping ____ Michal and his silly letter! It's Paris, the Champs Élysées, the Eiffel Tower!
Helen: Well, I do need to unwind a little bit and a mini-break would be fun but I don't know. Source: BBC Learning English